The U.S. Women’s National Team advanced to the knockout stages of the World Cup on Tuesday thanks to a stilted, embarrassing 0-0 draw with Portugal. The team started off its World Cup campaign with a slow but respectable 3-0 victory over Vietnam before putting in a gritty and aggressive performance to draw with the Netherlands. Three games, three lackluster showings: The USWNT managed to move on, but it did so by the skin of its…