Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One (12A, 2 hrs 43 mins)
Tom Cruise turned 61 three days ago, which is too old to be hurtling through a window of the Orient Express still wearing a parachute, after leaping off the top of an Austrian mountain.
Oh, and the train is zooming towards a booby-trapped bridge, with the driver dead and a ‘cruciform’ key on board that could destroy the world as we know it.
Only Tom, or rather Ethan Hunt, the megastar’s alter ego since 1996, has both the…