One candidate served as the United Kingdom’s most recent prime minister and currently leads the Conservative Party.
Another claims to be from space, has promised to “build at least one affordable house, which is more than all the other parties can muster between them” and wants to force all former prime ministers to enlist in the army.
They are both running to win the same riding in England’s north — though one of them is doing it more satirically than the other.
But because of…