Name: Banksy.
Age: Who knows? The identity of the street artist, satirist, film-maker, and political and social commentator remains unknown.
I know, because I am Banksy. No you’re not.
OK, but I think I’ve worked out who Banksy really is. “Great, Banksy hugely appreciates any suggestions and is now struggling with that very question.”
Is Banksy having an existential crisis? Is that what this is about? No.
Also, why was that in quotes? Who…