I don’t know what Man United is supposed to be

As one of my oldest, closest friends likes to point out whenever ribbing me about something (those closest to you cut the deepest), that the saying, “Don’t kick someone while they’re down” makes no sense. After all, they’re that much closer to your foot.

With that in mind, I will not hesitate to be one of the thousands, possibly millions, to pile onto Manchester United after they threw up,…