Get out the parasol and don a floor length dress – it’s cool to stay shady

More than once, I’ve been described as ‘shady’, but as this hot summer goes on, I’ve cranked it up to epic proportions. 

This doesn’t mean I’m now judging your every move and calling you out on your behaviour, it means that this Queen of Shade is taking her moniker literally and, for the good of her health, staying out of the sun.