Deadspin presents The Great Debates tournament: Elite 8

We have arrived at the Elite 8, and this round is going to be a good old-fashioned slobber knocker.

Start these debates at a party with strangers and the host will kick you out because mingling would cease, and rage would consume the event. If a sports-talk radio show took these topics, gave each one week, and let the listeners call in and argue, the program would be able to fill every show for the summer with content.

You could walk into any…