Everyone clamors for a spot on the Met Gala carpet. With each passing year, the fashion event grows bigger in all directions: its guest list, outrageous fashions, the antics. And it’s become hard for stars to outdo each other and themselves. (Kim Kardashian even admitted to phoning it in this year.) On the other side of it, there are also always jokes about the keyboard fashion critics who slam looks as they sit in sweatpants. But at the 2023 Met Gala, it was easy for one uninvited attendee…