Witnesses called in a ‘ritual mass murder’ — it was actually a yoga class

A pair of concerned citizens jumped to some scary conclusions after they stumbled upon a group of yoga practitioners in corpse pose in Lincolnshire, England.

The participants’ form was clearly very convincing, as police were called over a “ritual mass murder” in progress, according to a

“It’s safe to say that last night’s meditation was incredibly relaxing,” Millie Laws wrote on Facebook.

The class took place on Thursday evening at the…